December 2011
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The awkward moment when you just want to buy a new...
Fucking forklifts.
If I have to spend over $500 to get my car fixed, I am going to buy a new car because I would rather pay $200 for a few years to have a car I know will last me for a long time, instead of putting more in it than its worth. fucking a.
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Anonymous asked: 2nd base, keen?
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Sorry she broke your heart bro,
but if you’re not man enough to pull your balls out of your vagina and man up, you’re not strong enough to do anything else about it either. It’s over the end, you’re young. Fix yourself up for the next chick who winks at you. If you think your relationship ending is the end of your life think about this, there are a whole hell of a lot more people who have had their...
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I am on such a DIY Independent kick.
I want to make my own everything and buy local and such. I want to not have to rely on others for anything. I’m not sure why I’m on such a strong kick like this. I feel like its a fear of depending on someone else and getting screwed because of everything I went through with all the moving.
I also got a ton of different baking things today for Christmas and I’m super excited to...
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COURT DISMISSED, Bring in the dancing lobsters.
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Today I learned wearing your pants so low your ass is hanging out is actually a sign you want it up the ass. So next time I see a little 16yr old gangsta I am going to ask of they pitch or catch. I can’t wait.
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