rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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meatbicyclevevo:

when u say something u immediately regret saying

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panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

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panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

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ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

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ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

(via greetings)

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ackerman-relatable:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

(Source: videohall, via almost-relevant)